December 2010
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Women accused of hiding merchandise in body fat -... →
Oklahoma, you never case to amaze me. Way to use that sky high obesity rate to your advantage.  Click the title for video and story.
Dec 1st
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November 2010
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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jelly in my beard
i love pb and j. 
Nov 29th
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cindybokeh-deactivated20111016 asked: kill/fuck/marry - Mo'Nique, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Courtney Love.
Nov 29th
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cindybokeh-deactivated20111016 asked: Garretttttttttttttt. I like writing in yo' box. Muahahahha.
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Hydro man has new dog to replace poodle killed by... →
seriously. you couldnt make this stuff up. 
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
cindybokeh-deactivated20111016 asked: I wanna be warm in the wintuh.
Nov 28th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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food baby.
Nov 26th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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so far since i've been home i've:
had a giant steak played with my niece eaten legitimate mexican food had to tell my dad what a chode is.
Nov 25th
cindybokeh-deactivated20111016 asked: fedex me some of your dad's steak?
Nov 24th
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Woman in ice cream truck arrested on drug... →
all you wanted was a Screwball and your ice cream truck driver turns out to be mainlining black tar heroin. awesome.  you’re on a roll today, oklahoma. 
Nov 23rd
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five things. im kind of a sucker for this crap.
Five things you will find if you open my bag:  i dont carry a bag on the regular (cause i aint a lady) but i do use one for work (school teacher) and inside of it you can find: 1. sheet music for my students/method books 2. grade book 3. pens/pencils/markers/flashdrive 4.conducting baton 5. headache medicine. did i mention i teach mostly middle schoolers? Five things in my bedroom: 1....
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Men Threw Cat In Oven During Burglary, Police Say... →
theemilyadventures: minusthegarrett: see what i mean? crazy shit happens here. you wanna know why they threw that cat in the oven? CAUSE IT’S A CAT.  HAHA oh how I love Oklahoma. Can’t imagine living anywhere else. i can…
Nov 23rd
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Men Threw Cat In Oven During Burglary, Police Say... →
see what i mean? crazy shit happens here. you wanna know why they threw that cat in the oven? CAUSE IT’S A CAT.
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Nov 19th
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Patient: Doctor Touched Self During Exam -... →
im not just saying this because i’m tired of living in this state, but some of the craziest and most disturbing shit i’ve ever heard of or encountered has happened here. 
Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
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wanna know what i don't care about? harry potter.
wanna know why? cause i’m almost 30 years old.
Nov 19th
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